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    Been to a Brick & Mortar (land based) casino recently? Which one?

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    Went to London casino  after night out.

    Saw an empty roulette table with a woman dealer.

    Threw £100 over to the dealer:

    The dealer - looking  down her nose, condescending tone: This is a £10 table meh meh mehmeh meh.”

    This girl does not know who she fucking with!

    Me, suddenly in a mood to rain on this £10 pound roulette dealers  shift, mimicking, looking down my nose, condescending tone: “ I know it’s a £10 table meh meh mehmeh meh, 29 neighbours and number by £10”

    And then, something all dealers hate! She gets her hand to the ball, just as she is about to spin, I say unto her, nay, I command her:

    ”Dealer!”

    ”Spin!”

    Her whole body freezes and her face flushed red with rage!

    I am so pleased with myself.

    After a moment recomposing herself she spins and places my bet, she announces the bet too but she is on tilt now and she says “29 neighbour and number by £5”

    Yess! Sweet, I promptly reply, looking down my nose, in a condescending tone:

    ”excuse me dealer but I thought this was a £10 table meh meh mehmeh meh.”

    She is now traumatised for life!

    Even though my bet lost; I know, the dealers knows, even the bemused inspector watching this all play out knows - I was the winner at that table.

     

     

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    What are the odds for winnings 5000x + in slots?

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    Posted · Edited by dirtystack

    @Stevej let’s say you hit a 5000x on the Pachinko bonus game - while it might pay 5000x the pachinko bet, it isn’t really an overall 5000x win. 
     

    The player likely bet on other positions, if they had bed the same amount on Pachinko, Coin flip, Crazytime and whatever the other bonus is called then it is an overall win of 1250x

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    Nice run of medium hits on MrGreen.

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    Posted · Edited by dirtystack

    Nice run, started £800 and got bonus first spin of fishing reel megaways.

    went to Eye of Horus megaways:

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    paid £700ish, 350x.

    Went to Goonies, few spins in I got the key feature, picked the bonus boost, got freespins and first gamble took me to SupersSloth Spins, bit crap, £60 win but afterwards got to pick a chest and it had One Eyed Willy's Treasure:

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    Went Captain Venture to see if I could get a bonus there, have never hit a bonus there before.

    That hasn't changed.

    Went Honey Rush:

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    At £2850 once this adds to my balance so up £2k after a few minutes of bliss.

    Will continue and post any other wins of note.

     

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    [COMPETITION + MERCH] Fat Drac (Push Gaming)

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    The bonus is too tight; loves to pay 0.8x

     

    Got a nice set up where I only needed 1 more chalice for the final stage and had 5 spins left - no chalice and turned into a dead/non connecting symbol each time. 
     

    Quite like the game though for some reason, sucker for punishment maybe. Will post my entry for the random draw later.
     

     

     

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    Posted · Edited by dirtystack

    10 hours ago, Jeroen83 said:

    I was reffering to the crypto shady casino affiliates; 

    The use of “homo” as a derogative? 
    What does the sexuality of anyone have to do with anything.

    Homophobia, rascism, misogyny - introducing these, into your arguments against, says more about you then anyone else.


     

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    My (an idiot) football betting adventure.

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    I knew they could end in a draw, I had just never thought about how that would affect my betting strategy.

    6 hours ago, NeWbZs said:

    That's a funny but also sad story. But really you didn't know football matches could end in a draw 😂

    I knew they could end in a draw. Just hadn’t considered how that would affect my brilliant strategy.

    Double post edit/quote fail 👆 

    My (an idiot) football betting adventure.

    in Casinos & Sports

    Posted · Edited by dirtystack

    So, I had £6k in slot winnings on a site I wasn't verified (or so I thought) during the lockdown, passport expired, lazy, figured there must be a way to move that money from one casino to another.

    Bight idea came to me in the middle of the night.

    Yes, I'll bet on one football team to win on one site and for the opposing team to win on another.

    Tested it out, bet big on the favourite on a site I am verified on, bet small on the underdog on the site I am not verifed on. Balance the bets so that if the underdog wins I get roughly what I bet on the two sites combined, and if the favourite wins I get roughly the total bet on the two sites combined. What do you know, the first time I tried it, the underdog scored first and an early cashout for an amount that almost covered both bets popped up. Yes please, cashed that out early and let the bet ride on the other site. The favourite then scored and I was able to cash that out early too. Profit on both sites. 

    I, Dirtystack, the king of gamblers have found an infinite money glitch.

    Slight problem, I now have £7k on the unverified site that I need to move. Better up the stakes.

    Literally can't go tits up.

    I'm now watching football for the first time in my life, went to stay with mum , a Liverpool fan, for a couple of months during the lockdown.

    Mum "why are you so interested in Football all of a sudden?"

    Me "Got a  little bet on."

    Mum "Me too, Bet 365 give me free bets now and then and I'm up £30 this season!"

    Me " That's amazing mum."

    Mum " What is your bet?"

    Me "I've got £4000 on Liverpool to win and £1200 on the other team to win"

    Mum "Ohhhh you stupid boy, please tell me you are joking."

    Me "calm down mum, I know what I'm doing, I've done the math, moving money from one site to another, worst case I lose 10% in the transfer, best case the underdog gets ahead early and then the favourite gets level or ahead." 

    free, fucking, money.

    And it worked.

    For a while.

    Until.

    What's this? 

    A draw?

    What happens with a draw?

    Surely I get my bet refunded?

    A draw is like a standoff/push in blackjack no?

    Ended up losing all my profits and around £3k of my own money. Some surprise results meant I still had around £4k in the unverified site.

    Got pissed off and spunked all but £500 of it away playing £10-£20 a spin on slots. 

    Fuck it, may as well trigger verification and SOF - clicked withdraw.

    Instantly hit with the dreaded message:

    "your withdrawal is approved and the funds will be in you bank account within 2-5 business days"

    Fuck. my. life.

    Was verified all along.

    Oh well, at least now I frequently get £25 free sportsbets from those two sites.

     

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    BTG's €100,000 Giveaway for 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

    in Casinos & Sports

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    Received the prize via PayPal.

    Never used PayPal for anything so I’ve triggered all kinds of verification checks and the account is frozen😭

    Also, the fees…

    Guess the money will stay there a while as I need to renew my passport - hadn’t noticed it expired during the lockdown.

    Cant complain though, a very sweet prize.

    Hope I win another month.

     

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    best slots to build up a balance

    in Casinos & Sports

    Posted

    3 hours ago, Jeroen83 said:

    Such a nonsense post here above. There is no way of "guaranteed" winning. Slots all comes to clicking on the buttom at the right time. Thats all there is to it. If you want a great balance building slot focus on the high RTP with low volatility.

    The "post here above" is just sharing his experience on a particular game. He never said or implied that there was some way to guarantee winning. I'm not sure why you have guaranteed in quotation marks because you are the first person in this whole thread to use that word.

     


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