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  1. 😂 yeah I did, took a couple of mins to play out so was inside and had some colleagues as an audience by the time it finished.
  2. First Withdrawal (£5k) processed today and in the bank. Pretty good, only been playing at PlayOjO for a week, quick to review documents and ship the money.
  3. Walking to work, first day(night) back, had £140 or so on Play Ojo casino: Played a £75 bet, won £100, repeated bet and lost - almost at work, fuck it, changed to £2 chips, spammed one side of the race track: 31 with 20x multi, came in 😂😂😂
  4. It's cool how engaged with it the presenter is.
  5. Check out the 2nd spin… full retrigger by spin 2. 23 spins at max ways. 🤦‍♂️
  6. seems to be 94% version across the board in UK these days. Anyway, just some random drunken personal observations/tin foil hat theories I vomited out. Meant Stakelogic the slot provider with their stupid superstake feature though I don't know what i did with the post:D
  7. @ELK Studios Love this game despite it been very nasty to me. Just a design issue with it. As there is often the matching symbols destroying themselves on reel 4,5,6 and increasing the multiplier but not clearing any symbols from reel 1,2,3 (unless it fills the multi and changes to a fruit on reel 1,2,3 that can then destruct) and therefore not enabling any wins, well, that's a bit bad designwise as I don't want to spend time watching features play out that can't possible result in any win fore me. You could counter this by adjusting the wins/pays and making the game a pays both ways game. ELK has improved so much with their potential over the last couple year, so close to great. Excellent sound design and a unique taste to their slots, Cluster Slide is a lovely game (though I do wonder if the bonus retrigger is actually possible). Keep it up but stop making me watch features play out for such a length of time that I can lazily evaluate the whole board and see will ultimately do nothing for me. Also, you can make the 7's pay less, they pay such a ridiculous amount it feels like the rest of the game suffers for it.
  8. Same with the majority of playngo, Reactoons is insane and you can tell by the way the wild generating sybols leave their wilds - used to be frequently they generate 2 wilds side by side horizontally, now they will be apart and diagonally staggered with each other. The instability with put the wilds vertically rather then horizontal. The worst is the alteration that frequently not changes a low paying symbol into a other low paying symbol but seems to sometimes change a low paying symbol, ie a green, into the same bloody symbol. II don't know how these games work but PlaynGo has gotten far to greedy, have had two bonuses on Legacy of egypt at £10, one paid £18 and the other £95. I tried some new game of theirs, some bull riding game, £3 spins and hit a feature which game me 5 expanding wilds for £2400. Since then, on all there games, nada, that loki game is awful beyond words. If you want to get some confirmation bias as to how the results lower over time you just need to play Sizzling ~Spins, when that game was released it was so hot. I have my own theory as to how these games work, I'm drunk so will share in an incoherant manner: Taking Playngo as an example: There is no individual game - it is just PlaynGo, whether you are playing Reactoonz or Book of dead makes no difference - there is your IP and PlaynGO, no matter what you are playing your RTP is just based on what you bet with playNgo irrespective of the game - you get a big win on one game then the others will rinse you. The available wins are determined by how many people are playing a particular game, for example, lets say loads of people are Playing Reactoonsz then the possible wins have a progress bar like the church donations which just fills up fatter the more people are playing. 20x, 100x, 500x, 1000x, these payouts go out and need to be refilled before before they can go again like a church reconstruction donation thermostat. If no one is play the game, ala Sizzling Spins then these wins are just not available to be won. Merlin had wins, legacy of dead came and is more popular = merlin wins dried up. Both these games outdid Book of dead = book of dead wins don't exist anymore. Did I mention my last two Legacy of dead bonuses at £10 paid £18 and £95 respectively?, well, book of dead is no different. The wins at lower betsizes are because there is so many more people playing at £0.20 then £10 so they become available mor often. I'm actually doing ok on PlaynGo from multiplier win promotions playing 1 line. Whatever, I'm not speaking from a jaded perspective, I have actually made a lod of money from gambling only and net positive a couple hundred thousand overall, just drunkenly sharing my observations. PlaynGo is markedly worse during the weekend, I constantly test test it in some masochistic manner and it never disappoints. By my math I am oin the lowest ).00000001% of possible results when playing Reactoons at a betsize of £5. I feel like PlaynGo got to the top and decided to just milk as much as they could while they are seen as a necessity by most online casinos. I hope they wither, pragmatic, who fucking never pays me, is so much better. Any who, I came to Casino grounds to rant about Stakelogic but go ta little side-tracked, will go make my stakelogic rant thread. Excuse the grammer. spelling mistakes, I can see the red lspellchecker ines under the words but cant see what the actual words, or spellcheckers suggestions, are.
  9. Nice game but the bonus trail would be better if it had a dice roll that corresponded with the movement as it just feels unnatural without it, a dice roll 1-6, a moterbike rev the needle of which points to 1-6, a motorbike driveby that knocks down 1-6 enemies - anything to watch, get the number of jumps and then watch the corresponding jumps around the board play out. Game feels like it is missing something without it. Solid game though and the gamble feature is nice, like a gamble me. 8/10
  10. Hates everyone these days with the gutted RTP
  11. Don't do bonus buys with bonus money, if you look at the history it doesn't show a bonus buy as 100x 2kr bets, it shows as 1 x 4000kr bet - their system just automatically checks the history to see if you bet over 50kr a spin and a bonus buy will always show as well over the max allowed bet. If there is a max allowed bet then don't do bonus buys, there is no nuance or shades of grey in this system, just black and white - the casino won't change the way it works, why would they, it is beneficial for them to keep it the way it is. They also don't care if it was intentional or not, partially because there is no benefit in them trying to determine what is a genuine mistake and what is accidental, there is no way for them to know if you did it on purpose or not - everyone gets painted with the same brush. Just the way it is. I learnt this by forfeiting around £5k by playing £1k bonus buys on White Rabbit - was completely oblivious to the T&C's at the time, was way over the broken down per spin value the bonus buy represented but it makes no difference- a 100x £1 bonus buy is, as far as the casino is concerned, 1 spin at £100.
  12. @mathias dausellCrazy. I love Nolimit as a provider purely because I can see the bonus buy content - it sucks for the most part playing from the UK. Played mental and fluked the Lombotomy free spins, or whatever the top Mental spins are and only got paid 800x, was in a unibet win mutliplier tournament so i was extra disappointed. Still love this provider and Tombstone is one of my top games, always will be. Only issue i have is that they don't build up the wins, its one miracle spin ( often paying many multiples over the max win cap) or nothing. I'd like to see a game that just eeks its way to the very max win on the last chain reaction of the very last spin. @Nolimit City (Jonas) @Nolimit City Official @Nolimit-Malcolm Also, with regards to Nolimit, pleae solicit yourself to Evolution gaming - they keep acquiring providers whose innovation is behind them, imagine your exposure to the now opening US market as part of Evo's onestop shop/lobby - the only thing missing in their portfolio is an innovative provider such as yourself - There is Nolimt and Relax making fresh games these days and Relax is already owned by Kindred. Make a bad shit crazy guns + GOP vs Republicans, far right overly woke vs proud boys, completely over the top Americana, school shooting, bald eagle, morbidly obese mobility scootered slot and get that fresh market share (in partner ship with EVO please as I'm 95% invested in those guys - they have live casino wrapped up. You could literally make a game where you can choose a left bonus and a right bonus + a partisan bonus. The extreme versions would be the non binary bonus and the misogynist/homophobic bonuses with no partisan option. Build back better vs Medicaid. have reel 2 and 3 extend to 9 high and 11 high, bonus points for insider jobs and destroying the separate 5th reel. Bad taste the shit to the 9th degree. Give me job, give me some Desperados and I'm full of ideas. Provided I can resist sobriety for long enough I'll make a mock up and post it to you. Go public and let me buy some stock, believe in you guys. I don't really need a job, work in a casino full time and actually make at least 4 times my salary from online casinos believe it or not. NoLimit, Relax, Elk is making good games at the moment - PlayNGo reached the top and started this RTP reducing Strat which is fucking horrible - can say it is because the German market has a tax on the churn all you want but why does that mean I, in the UK get 94% rtp version - fuck them and their desperate rinsing the market whilst at the top, It leaves a bad taste in my mouth and I am very representative of the general player base and do more spins then the vast majority of streamers - at one point 10% of all slot tracker spins were mine - has died down as the amount of tournaments basing the placings on the mount of spins done has reduced massively in the last year. Pragmatic is a very strong slot provider trying to expand into the live casino market - there slots are admittedly amazing (though i never win on anything other then magic cauldron) but their live casino offering is week - player numbers boosted by the roulette/blackjack/bacarrat weekly tournaments which were very abusable and profitable - came 2nd and 3rd every other week when the 2nd/3rd prizes were 3k and 2k respectively for a 2-3k outlay. Wasn't economical once they split the price pool in half and offered the other half as a drop and win as the same guy tended to win it every week. A good chunk of the players active were those abusing the tournaments - They pumped so much money into it and all it would have done is leave a bad taste in legitimate participants mouths. Fun while it lasted despite several casinos banning me for SG reasons due to playing 24/7. Despite saying Pragmatic is way behind, I was playing Candyland Bonanza the other day with the extra multi bet, came sugar 8x (16x) then 3x(6x) then 4x(8x) which meant the next landing symbol has a 786x multi - was only playing the surprize bonus and it came 1, would have been max win of 20kx if it came aything else. Evolution has tournaments on several sites, difference it that it is the casino stumping up the money and prompting the games. NetEnt has a nice staple of games but who bothers with them, nothing draws anyone to them, starburst, creature from black lagoon, Gonzo? Redtiger, I was playing £2 a spin on Narcos 2, hit a drop the supply, got a £196 pay-out and gambled it for the free spins, i expected it to fail and it did, 4.4% - wtf kind of design is that, just give me the freespins and pay me £20 or something instead so I cant bitch about it. Blueprint has dropped off the radar really - play Horus megaways as its a nice game, any Horus game really, the power four ones so at least have a bonus to play, sucks when you get the super spins and it pays nothing though. Any game where you have to watch a feature playout despite a win not been a possibility - fuck that. Push Gaming seems to have gone some stupid coin win route, it worked on Razor shark but sucks on everything else, jamming jars 2 lol. Jamming jars one, my favourite game a couple years ago with over 100 wins above 1000x is not the same anymore and reinforces this belief I have about how slots work, which I will share on another drunken night. The coins block wins, don't give me a 30x multi and then some stupid coin reveal - give me some nice fucking lines paying, let me watch the reels roll in. Why do online casinos keep the entirety of the red/black bets when zero comes - return 50% of the bet ffs, I'll just lose it on the next spin. Anyway, sorry for hijacking, felt like ranting until sober, don't post so often and wont again for a while as the site seems to have undergone some changes recently. Until the next night out cut short. Ciao. Excuse spelling mistakes, I've had a few and on my belly.
  13. nice win, thought that would pay a lot more though.
  14. Can't find it at the Platin UK site. Searched for beast, mode, by provider and by browsing.
  15. Been spinning away on this for an hour or so, UK player so no bonus buys - 3 scatters does not start the bonus round as stated in the games paytable/info/help. Have had 3 scatters a few times and it does nothing. Either thepaytable/ gameinfo/help page is wrong or the game is broken. Even collecting 2 scatters shows as x1 rather then x2.
  16. Ok, seems to be more solid then it looks on first glance anyway. Like I said, congrats, You can’t blame me for been skeptical when it’s a claim, made in a post, with a link to a Crazytime bot that you have, in the past, expressed a desire to monetise. I’ll press whatever buttons I feel I have too to get my way.
  17. Nevermind, maybe its fine like that.
  18. Jealous - no. Skeptical - yes. If true congrats. Don’t see what the big deal is regarding proof. Remain skeptical.
  19. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure the bot is very useful and I like trackers and such things - I track/record everything I do online. I get that you have made something and you want people trying it and complimenting you on it - that is natural, I’d want that too but , If you are going to make a bold claim to generate traffic, then you need to back it up with evidence, otherwise, it’s no different then a fake streamer claiming to be doing raw 1k spins to generate traffic. Sorry for the grammar… this phone fucked and I cba fixing the post.
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