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A Visit from St. Kim (2020 edition)


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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the slots
Not a streamer was spinning, (except for the bots)
The deposit was matched by the casino with care,
In hopes that Letsgiveitaspin soon would be there;
The viewers were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of bonus rounds danced in their heads;
And some on the YouTube, and some on the Twitch,
Had just settled their brains to watch Kim get rich,
When on my PC there arose such a flitter,
I sprang from my bed to check on my Twitter.
Away to the window I clicked like a flash,
Will this be the day of the 100K cash?
The loading of bullets on the streaming intro,
Casinogrounds logo and a banner below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature redhead and eight bottles of beer,
With another Big Dosser so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be Sidekick.
By every provider and all sorts of game,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Vikings! now, Rabbits! now Fruits and Egyptians!
On, Jokers! on Scatters! on, Wilds and Freespins!
To the top paying symbol! to the bonus I call!
Now spin away! spin away! spin away all!"
He bantered with Blanco and sat on his rump,
And the beard on his chin was as orange as Trump;
The packet of snus he held tight in his mouth,
And reminded us all it's not possible Ralf;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a ginger young Swede,
And I laughed at troll followers' names he would read;
A flick of his wrist and a quick raise to ten
Two scatters appeared, and he shouted "kom igen";
The third scatter dropped and went straight to the feature,
And filled all the wilds, and lined up the creatures
And with every free spin the balance got bigger,
And the symbols appeared for the second retrigger;
He reached for his ankle because that's his thing
And away the chat spammed as he shouted "Ding, Ding!"
But I heard him exclaim, ere he cashed out the thousands—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good balance!”

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