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8 hours ago, jonhyporo21 said:

MAAAI MEEEN. I THINK IT SHOULD BE OPEN TE FIRST TWO WEEK AN MAXIMUN ONE MONTH. BUT IM IN AND READY TO SHOW SOME SOUTH AMERICAN POWER. LETS GOOOO BUDAHOLICS!!!!!!

Maaaa maaaan! 💪please fasten seatbelt, I will take off in full speed

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NEWS JUST IN!

Harry Kane is suffering a hairloss injury, and will likely not play the first round, says Jose Mourinho.

Dele Alli's boyfriend broke up with her, according to anonymous sources. Alli is the highest paid "male" lesbian in the world, which has sparked outrage from female lesbians.

Inter's Christian Eriksen has revealed that he has a big one and he used it on all the spurs wags during his last season in the London club, and says that's why he didn't play much. He was too tired. Anonymous wag confirms.

More news to come in thr following days!

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And I’m in 😎 ready to whoop you dossers back sides 😂

 

I will say I think it should be closed after first games are played though! Looking forward to it 😁 xox

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Latest News from ManchesterGoldbridge:

All players are in top shape before the first round and will be starting. 

The fan favourites are set to take the lead from day 1, and will likely win by a landslide come May 23rd.

Most Punters seem to agree that ManchesterGoldbridge are clear favourites to win the league.

When asked who the best manager in the fantasy league is, Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp replied in tandem "It's definitely Asle 'Big PP' Martinsen", before they followed with "We'd both step down to assistant managers for the sake of our clubs if Martinsen offered to take over".

Tune back in for the summary of the first round!

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BREAKING NEWS! 

Dele Alli was subbed off at half time for crying over her breakup. Jose Mourinho figured he might as well turn Spurs into Norwich in the second half and sub off London's favourite male lesbian.

Rumour has it @Blanco cried a little bit when he got the news. 

Everton looked like a great and exciting team with James Rodriguez. Now they just need to get rid of the fake b-tech brazilian Jamie Vardy, also known as Richarlison.

In other news, Calvert-Lewin of ManchesterGoldbridge netted the points against a terrible Spurs side! 

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3 hours ago, LetsGiveItASpin said:

I gave you boys a head start to make it more fair but on Saturday daddy is stepping on the field and there will be no more playing around :D 

Get the fudge in buddy 👊

Wonder if Lampard is running his best team this weekend against Liverpool. Against Brighton he left Ziyech, Pulisic, Chillwell and Thiago out of the squad. Would be nice to see his best starting 11.

 

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LATEST NEWS:

ManchesterGoldbridge is set for game week 2, and we're expecting to have the manager of the week for this round! 

Martinsen announced he placed a bet on Jose Mourinho to be the first manager to get the sack this season. 

We pulled out the wildcard to shuffle the team, and we're excited for the coming weeks.

In other news, Dele Alli is rumoured to be involved in a suggested swap deal with Real Madrid for Gareth Bale! This means there's a chance we'll see the most shocking injury prone transfer in history!

Bale just signed a deal with US president Donald Trump to look after his UK golf business, so we're expecting the move to be announced shortly.

Many punters think this might give Spuds a boost in shirt sales, as most of their 14 supporters can't fit into Dele Alli's blouse, while Bale is atleast a male player. 

Jan Verthongen says he might take a UK vacation once the Bale deal is done, so he can give Emma Rhys-Jones a warm welcome.

 

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