This is the slotmill angle
1) Do one bonus buy on Lucy luck and the crimson diamond, if no profit go to 2)
2) Hampe does one buy on any slotmill, if no profit go to 3)
3) @Slotmill-Jamie chooses a slotmill slot and if there's still no profit we !slotdeveloper and blame him and possibly a timeout from the game master @twirling_cow to decide.