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DStan1991

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  1. I've always said ELK is a provider with such great concepts for games. BUT: They literally lack in execution. This Pirots game, has such great potential - but they seriously have scripted this to the point where it's just not even fun to play. Making the PIROTS random so they drop on different locations is one level of volatility -> then the CHESTS you build up, also drops on random locations (makes it unenjoyable). Spoiler alert, for every 10 CHESTS you get, 1 HITS. I once had 15, and 0 hit. Super bonus buys are the only real way you get to "experience" any potential, and it's 500x and VERY volatile. So no thanks. Come on ELK, get better.
  2. Yeah, maybe build a bot that will auto buy Will report back
  3. No I didn't but it was what I could afford. I'm a machine learning engineer FYI, so I know about small sample size bias etc - but that's not what I was asking. For all their other games they show the odds of getting a specific bonus, and the bonus buy cost then equates to the expected value. This is the only one where I couldn't see it making sense...
  4. So I did 100 mystery bonus buys (lucky draw) on Dead Canary on $0.20 stakes. To buy a 0DX bonus cost 68x ($13.20) To buy a bonus with at least 1DX guaranteed cost 500x ($100) To buy a bonus which could give you 0DX, 1DX, 2DX or 3DX cost 284x ($56.80) Here's the results from my 100 buys: So, if roughly 3/4's of the outcomes are no gold canaries then how do they determine the 284x lucky draw buy. If I assume that every gold canary = 500x, then the expected value of that buy is $44.93 (224.6x) and trust me, more gold canaries does not mean bigger wins (EVER). Would love to hear everyone else's opinions - and get someone from NLC to help us understand. I emailed them a month ago, they never responded - so figured I'd go to the forums then. Cheers, D
  5. Can some of these providers please be held accountable for the absolute shit they produce? ($75 wagered, $69 lost) - out of 124 spins, had 2 wins and 122 losses. Pathetic!!!
  6. RTP = Return to Player ❌ RTP = Return to Provider ✅ …if not all Providers, then for sure PlaynGo / Pragmatic.
  7. I’m so done with Play n Go, this game does not bonus anymore. I’ve played thousands and thousands of spins!!! Could we for the love of god get some regulatory body to audit them for fuck sake - the Hans Neimann of casino providers
  8. More than 1,000 spins, 50+ trinities without a bonus on this stupid game! $0.80 CAD stakes. Play n Go = Pathetic.
  9. https://replay.hacksawgaming.com/?roundid=2132234784&partner=1171&language=en
  10. The MOST rigged game of 2022. Drumroll please….🥁🥁🥁 Congratulations: ELK. I’ve played €1,000 on their new game Coba. Lost count, but probably spun between 5,000 and 6,000 spins on €0.60. This game DOES NOT bonus. Worse than Respin Circus. Get the fuck out bro!
  11. I love slotting, I really do! And I love trying new games. But when you literally do 1500+ spins without a bonus, I seriously don’t think providers are being fair. hacksaw’s known to be hard to bonus, but this new game, Outlaws Inc - 1000 spins, and then another 520 without a bonus. deposited = $500. spins = 1520. stake = $0.60 balance over = $0. bonuses = fuckall. …Disappointing :(
  12. So I’m convinced that whoever the gamemaker (Hunger Games reference) is for Play n Go, must’ve been tortured and teased as a kid. It seems all PnG’s games now does the exact same thing OVER&OVER. Gets you one off from the bonus, and then dicks you. They must’ve been teased as a kid, or just enjoy having sex…seconds away from orgasm…pulling out only to stick their penis in a blender. Such a shit provider. Completely banned for life!!
  13. You my friend, are an absolute legend! my lifegoal would be to get a petition going to stop Play n Go from making any more games! they are a poison in this industry, and have been getting away with this for far too long! i will take your suggestion under advisement. cheerio, DStan1991
  14. I decided to give this game another play & go (pun intended)! £300 deposit, £0.60 stakes. 41 fucking trinities, ZERO bonuses. All money gone. Are these providers even regulated by some governing body? For fuck sakes, I became a doctor, but I suppose scamming people by becoming a slot provider like P&G is just easier. You can lie about max wins, payouts etc and no one bats a fucking eye
  15. I will match anyone’s win on the new Play n Go Slot, Moon Princess 100, if you could either 1) Get to 100x multi 2) Get max win of 15,000x i have played that game non stop, for 100 bonuses, on €0.60. It took €4,300. On average about 1 trinity every 75 spins. takes about 9 trinity’s to get to the bonus. average bonus gives 4 spins, max I got was 12 (max multi 29x) and max win 220x play n Go gets away with LIES like there’s no consequences! Fucking joke mate
  16. Played this on £0.60 for 30 minutes. Dicked me 11 times on the final stage. No bonus! Play n Go - stop making games - you're a JOKE!
  17. Every provider that has brought out a follow up has failed miserably. I love CasinoGrounds - but Beast Mode = no bueno. Takes 500+ spins to bonus and pays 20x time after time again. Better luck next time guys, this is an epic fail.
  18. Look mate, I get your argument here. But how many times have you played reactoonz where it dicks you at the end (you know it's coming) or played wild frames and it dicks you with the second wild card, or play tome of madness and you know it's going to throw the wilds/books in the corners and miss. Pre-determined to the point where it's actually sickening. With most other providers, it's more subtle even if it's pre-determined. Makes me want to never play Play n Go again.
  19. So, I've been slotting for quite some time. Nowadays, most providers "claim" their games are volatile - however, very little providers can actually achieve this. NoLimit City gets full marks, as almost all their games are VOLATILE - and what I mean by that is, you see no patterns in their games, every spin could be something completely different. Play n Go sadly gets no marks. Almost all of their slots are just RIGGED or PRE-DETERMINED. When I play Wild Frames, Reactoonz or even Rise of Olympus I can tell you exactly what's going to happen. So predictable. Not volatile. Think these providers need to learn a bit from NLC - by far the best provider out there!!
  20. FullSizeRender 4.mp4 Love this game! Simply…class.
  21. Gigantoonz - hands down! Jesus Christ, what a load of shit.
  22. Was it a bonus buy mate? Insaneeeeeeeeee win!! Congrats to your pal
  23. It’s been an amazing start to my year. Top 3 wins so far: 1. Tombstone R.I.P. - 25,322x ($2,532.20) 2. Cash Truck - 17,444x ($6,979.12) 3. Stack ‘Em - 10,000x ($6,000) May the slot gods be with us all this year 🙌 FullSizeRender.mp4 262039075_FullSizeRender3.mp4 26197038_FullSizeRender2.mp4
  24. First time ever playing this game, got the bonus - paid 17,444x - incredible!!! Sadly I only recorded the last part of the bonus, but I kept landing symbols and the doubler kept doubling - hahaha cash-truck-stakecom-google-chrome-2022-01-21-13-44-32-copy_Ps0la0x4.mp4
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