Asle Martinsen

Literally 0 winners across all casinos during all 4 of these game rounds, so this had nothing to do with my casino, and everything to do with Evolution. 15 days ago I had a game round that charged me 4 times what I bet, also on Crazy Time. Today they replied to my casino that it was a visual bug and that it was my fault, not theirs. This despite me playing at 10-20 euro stakes for hours, and the game round in question charged me 83.20. I provided visual proof too, as the chips said 20.80 euros, but total bet said 83.20. I'm definitely staying away from Crazy Time and everything else Evolution related in the future.

Of course I know it's not a scam, I just think this looks way too suspect, and I think it's absolutely shitty by Evolution to play through the rounds knowing full well that the players are raging like mad, and then have the hosts go around laughing and making jokes. Evolution has the info on all the bets that were voided, and they could easily fix this by paying out what they should have. Probability says 1 in 9 rounds should be a bonus, and we got 4 in 43 spins, but they took 3 of the 4 away from us, leaving us with a 3x pachinko in 43 spins. This is just an incredible coincidence and Evolution has the funds to make this right.

I like laughing at a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone else, but this is actually insane! During this streak (where I played every single round), 4 bets were rejected for all players: The first one was the Crazy Time, then the 1, then the Pachinko, then the Coin Flip. Of course, when speaking to Evolution support, they're not gonna do a thing about it. 43 game rounds, 4 bonuses, 3 of them were 'bets rejected'. The CT hit 100x (Blue), the Pachinko was 7x, Coin Flip was 3x. This looks suspect as hell. Honestly I have never seen anything like this. This is too much to be a coincidence in my opinion.

LATEST NEWS: Gareth Bale is officially a Spurs player. Turns our Spurs have given up football and moved over to golf. Rumour has it they're gonna get rid of Mourinho and sign Tiger Woods as their new manager. Manchester United striker Anthony Martial says he'll score 60 goals in the Premier League this season and show Harry Kane who's boss.

LATEST NEWS: ManchesterGoldbridge is set for game week 2, and we're expecting to have the manager of the week for this round! Martinsen announced he placed a bet on Jose Mourinho to be the first manager to get the sack this season. We pulled out the wildcard to shuffle the team, and we're excited for the coming weeks. In other news, Dele Alli is rumoured to be involved in a suggested swap deal with Real Madrid for Gareth Bale! This means there's a chance we'll see the most shocking injury prone transfer in history! Bale just signed a deal with US president Donald Trump to look after his UK golf business, so we're expecting the move to be announced shortly. Many punters think this might give Spuds a boost in shirt sales, as most of their 14 supporters can't fit into Dele Alli's blouse, while Bale is atleast a male player. Jan Verthongen says he might take a UK vacation once the Bale deal is done, so he can give Emma Rhys-Jones a warm welcome.

Get the fudge in buddy 👊 Wonder if Lampard is running his best team this weekend against Liverpool. Against Brighton he left Ziyech, Pulisic, Chillwell and Thiago out of the squad. Would be nice to see his best starting 11.

Away to Southampton isn't gonna be an easy game though 😬 To be honest, I think Jose will be the first manager to get sacked this season 😬

BREAKING NEWS! Dele Alli was subbed off at half time for crying over her breakup. Jose Mourinho figured he might as well turn Spurs into Norwich in the second half and sub off London's favourite male lesbian. Rumour has it @Blanco cried a little bit when he got the news. Everton looked like a great and exciting team with James Rodriguez. Now they just need to get rid of the fake b-tech brazilian Jamie Vardy, also known as Richarlison. In other news, Calvert-Lewin of ManchesterGoldbridge netted the points against a terrible Spurs side!

Latest News from ManchesterGoldbridge: All players are in top shape before the first round and will be starting. The fan favourites are set to take the lead from day 1, and will likely win by a landslide come May 23rd. Most Punters seem to agree that ManchesterGoldbridge are clear favourites to win the league. When asked who the best manager in the fantasy league is, Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp replied in tandem "It's definitely Asle 'Big PP' Martinsen", before they followed with "We'd both step down to assistant managers for the sake of our clubs if Martinsen offered to take over". Tune back in for the summary of the first round!

This is fair enough and true. What people need to keep in mind is that for the hours of entertainment the streamers put out week after week, it's necessary for them to habe these bonuses. Most of the time these bonuses is the difference between them being able to provide the entertainment and run their business with a profit, and the business model not working. Streamers play more than most of us. If anyone tries to keep playing as much as streamers on a hobby basis, they've likely got a problem. Streamers like Letsgiveitaspin, slotspinner and nickslots are always pointing these things out. They're encouraging viewers to be as responsible as possible at all times, evem though they make more the more you gamble through their links. They offer help whenever they can, and they're giving back to the community in so many ways. Not to mention the fact they wanna meet most of us when possible. I think the streamers I mentioned deserve all the success possible, and people need to stop being jealous of them, and realise that expecting to play as much as streamers do on their stakes is impossible in the long run. Keep in mind they played at way lower stakes in the beginning too, and built a following doing it.

NEWS JUST IN! Harry Kane is suffering a hairloss injury, and will likely not play the first round, says Jose Mourinho. Dele Alli's boyfriend broke up with her, according to anonymous sources. Alli is the highest paid "male" lesbian in the world, which has sparked outrage from female lesbians. Inter's Christian Eriksen has revealed that he has a big one and he used it on all the spurs wags during his last season in the London club, and says that's why he didn't play much. He was too tired. Anonymous wag confirms. More news to come in thr following days!

I'm gonna smesh yur boi! And seriously, my team is the shit!