1) Tell everyone you're so jävla strong
2) First person you see comment after that you pick a slot starting with the first letter of their name that is a bonus buy or if necessary the second letter
3) Do a bonus buy up to the maximum of 3 if first 2 don't pay (third time lucky angle)
4) If slot pays amd we print you're due twirling cow and myself at least 500k points - a written contract will be made so no points can be deducted ever
5) if slot doesn't pay, we blame the viewer from rule 2 💪